Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
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Eren working at a diner and trying to flirt with one of their regular customers.


Eren working at a diner and trying to flirt with one of their regular customers.

A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule.
I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.
u all gonna die
Nine years ago, Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara began snapping pictures of the relationship between her grandmother and her odd-eyed white cat. Miyoko’s grandma Misao found the abandoned cat in a shed on her land and the pair have barely been apart since. Misao named the white cat “Fukumaru” in hope the “God of fuku (good fortune) comes and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle)”. Fukumaru is always in Misao’s shadow whether she is farming her land, having a bath, eating or sleeping. Now nearly a decade later their friendship and adventures have been documented by Miyoko in a photo book called Misao the Big Mama and Fukumaru the Cat.
from the Telegraph
Being a witch is funny because you will see pentacles or pentagrams or runes out and about and just see see signs of rituals and feel safe where as everyone else sees them and gets scared? Like i watch scary movies and paranormal shows for fun and they will go into an abandoned building and see runes and herbs and be petrified? Like chill brad… thats a protection sigil and glamour spell… betty probably just wanted to look banging for school on monday
I think this is my favourite post? Ever?
This Is Not My Cat
Funfact, stray cats who were previously house cats (often abandoned in strange areas away from their homes) will sometimes go into whatever house they can find, because they know they belong in a house.
That’s not a fun fact. That’s a very sad fact.
a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness
video by @hopeforpaws
me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me
youve betrayed his trust………he Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly


we are….defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog
